Now, as I will demonstrate with my superior ability to change the education system by putting a greater emphasis on civics education, I would not expect you to vote for me without knowing my platform. Well the wait is over.
The Economy
This may come as a complete shock to some of you, but we are in a lot of debt. So here is what we are going to do to fix that: We are going to pay the money back. I know, shocking. You see, I don't think it's a good idea for us to owe money to countries that don't like us. Seems a little foolish. So, we will print money, and we will pay China.
Also, if you've ever filed taxes, you are aware that the process is more confusing than how the Titans can make it into the playoffs (from my understanding, it didn't happen). This is ridiculous. I am going to eliminate this yearly filing, unfair mess. Everyone is going to have a 10% tax on their income. EVERYONE. I don't care if you make $10,000 or $10 million a year, you give 10%. I don't care how much you gave to charity, how many dependents you have, or what loopholes you've discovered. 10%. That's called fair. (Please do not confuse my plan with the "fair tax" movement, which is grossly unfair.) This plan will decrease the national debt by...well I don't really know, but neither does any other politician who pulls a statistic out of thin air. It'll make money, ok? Ok.
Foreign Policy
We are the USA, not the USPD. We do not police the world. If you kill us, we kill you back. If you do not kill us, we leave you alone. If you are unhappy with the person who is in charge of your country, overthrow him yourself. If you really want our assistance, read our history books, particularly the sections marked "Revolutionary War."
And by the way, we are going to strengthen our military. Cutting your defense budget and weakening your military is not called "peaceful," it's called "foolish." We are not strengthening our military so we can take over the world. We are strengthening our military to prevent you from taking over the world. Get over it.
Education
What did your doctor score on his SAT? When you bought your last car, did you bother to ask the manufacturer what his ACT score was? When your toilet exploded, did you screen the plumbers by their high school graduation exam scores? No, you didn't. You know why? THOSE TESTS ARE WORTHLESS!
What we need to start focusing on is meeting the individual needs of our students. The tests have proven our students aren't learning, now we need to address why. I'll soon be holding a rally (i.e. writing a blog) on this entire subject, but just know my plan includes incentives for our best students to become our best teachers, greater school choice with charter schools, placing as much emphasis on reading and social studies as we do on science and math, the empowerment of full-service schools, making college more affordable, and being more like Finland.
Crime
See "education." It's no coincidence our prisons are filled with high school dropouts.
And last but certainly not least...
College Football
Ignore Jim Mora; let's talk about a playoff. Have you ever had some well-meaning elderly person give you a quarter and say with complete sincerity, "Don't spend it all in one place." Well, that person is more in touch with reality and present times than the B
If you want to restore sanity to Washington, you should elect me. I don't have much experience running a nation, but I do work with toddlers and teenagers, and I feel Congress isn't much different. If you have further questions, let's have a town hall meeting (i.e. comment on my blog). I have common sense and I am really good at
I'm Angela Smallwood, and I approve this message.
But seriously, you should just vote for Mitt Romney.



